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Sheila

www.scentimentallyyou.com

What a day, I go out to get supplies for more R & D (research and development for newbies to this blog) and what do I come home too, manly lab rat sitting in my mad soap making research chair and trying to act human.  LOL funny how his little rat fingers were hitting those keys like he knew what he was doing.
I am telling you ladies, you have to watch them close or they will try something sneaky, as you all just saw. Next time, I guess he's just gonna have to go with me, Mu ha ha ha ha
So today he has earned himself a new test, and since my lipgloss and hair remover wax isnt quite ready, we are gonna have to test our new cream soap.  I think I will test the our Love Spell type called Crush (which is what I'm gonna do to my manly lab rat if i catch him on my computer again).
Anyway, it's time to prepare my manly lab rat. For this test I am going to use my cream soap almost like a massage oil ( I will explain), since I am not convinced my manimal will give me an accurate account for my test, I will have to use my scientific mad soap making mind to get him back in line.
So after pulling my manimal aside and explaining the rules between mad soap maker with all the power, and manly lab rat with uh no power, he is quick to run me a bath.
Ok, so now your wondering, hmmm she said use her cream soap like a massage oil, and that is exactly what my manly lab rat thought too.  Only he thought this was going to be a test on him that he would finally like. Uh, wrong thought there rat man. Ladies, here is the key to trick your manimal, tell them this cream soap would be great for a massage in the tub, why dont you go draw the water and I will come in with the cream soap.
WHACK, it's like showing them where the cheese is in the trap and then watching them run to it. So I proceeded to the tub where I found my manimal sitting and smiling and splashing like a 4 year old at Christmas. I looked at him and said "You dont want this girly stuff on you, I need you to rub it on me."  Muh ha ha ha, If his jaw had dropped any further he would have looked like a pelican scooping a fish. I made him get out of the tub and I got in, the look on his face almost made me cry.
Not...I was laughing so hard.  I made him rub that cream soap on me and it felt like frosting on a cake.  My skin felt so soft and clean and the fragrance was intoxicating. Right then I came to the conclusion that my new cream soap was a success. My manly lab rat looked at me and said in his grumpy little rat tone, "So was it everything you thought it would be?" I shook my head and said "No, I'm gonna have to work on it some more which means your going to have to do this test at least 3 times a week, because my customers deserve a well tested and accurate product."
He looked at me and said "You are mad, you are an insane woman."  I responded with that look that all of us women are good at and said "Yes I am."
"I am a mad soap maker."   Muh ha ha ha ha

Sheila
The Mad Soap Maker

Shhhh, Listen I don't have much time.
To all you women that are reading this, and laughing, you know who you are.
I have escaped the clutches of that crazy mad soap maker(AKA my wife) and I need your help!
Manly lab rat testing should be outlawed, I have already had to hand in my man card which proves the use of husbands as human testers for your girly soaps and bath products is wrong, so wrong in so many levels.
I don't have long before she gets home, so here is what you need to do to help me, you need to comment back to her blogs and let her know you are starting a group to help manimal's everywhere, call it Mr Prog. (manimal release program) I am begging you help me, and whatever you do please don't comment back telling her I was out and don't tell her I was on here begging for help,
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh  (Whack on the nose)

Muh ha ha ha ha ,  I'm baaack, and it seems my little Manly lab rat has left his reclining cage and has been trying to appeal to your sensitivity, well we all know what's best for our manimal's and that is Muh ha ha ha  more testing.....  I will be back with testing of my new he he he  hair remover wax, he's gonna love this one Muh ha ha ha ha

Sheila the mad soap maker
Scentimentally You
www.scentimentallyyou.com